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granger

Meaning someone who is sleazy, whiny, and needy. Typically, grangers can be found lurking on 4chan, banging disgusting women at clubs, or hiding in their mother's arms from angry girlfriends.
That granger over there just looked at porn and then cried to his mother.
by lolzabar November 20, 2010
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hermione granger

the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.

you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."
by Simple Plan Hater June 30, 2005
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granger

A female that looks sexually appealing from a certain angle, when in reality they are a foul creature
Jose: hey homes, check out that fine chica standing over there by the whetzls pretzels. shes got a fine ass
Juan: I know, what I wouldn't do to get in between those cheeks...(creature turns around revealing its true form)
Jose and Juan:(projectile vomiting)
Anonymous passerby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger
by ridemralphio July 9, 2009
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Granger

Someone who is either nerdy or a kiss up, or both. Typically to do with school. (Referring towards the personality of Hermione Granger in the first few books of Harry Potter)
Caitlin: HEY!! I have the answer pick on me! i reasearched it all last night so i would be ahead!
Giulia: Damn, look at that granger
Marié: Yeah dude shes hella granger.
by giulia goolia August 1, 2011
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greager

A greager is a strong willed, hard headed person with a sarcastic since of humor. They have a mysterious sex appeal with a sensitive side that few will ever see. They drink alcohol like water, just try to keep up. An amazing lover, will drive even the sanest person completely crazy. Someone you "hate to love and love to hate".
I freaking love a naked greager!
by lilgapeach04 July 12, 2010
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grangering

the act of bumming your deputy head (DT teacher)
oh that grangering last night realy hurt
by finmj October 25, 2011
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Granger

Someone who studies so much it's almost creepy.
Granger you only have to do 3 pages not the whole book!
by much_professional June 14, 2018
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