Granny Day-Blower

While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.



Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)



Often confused with someone on a cell phone.

Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"

Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.

Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"

by McH0 Togo March 3, 2009

Granny Flip

when a person mixes the drugs LSD, MDMA/ecstasy, and 2CB together

person 1: Hey Newt, wanna go granny flip after my grandmas funeral in memory of her

person 2(Newt): Hell yea dude, maybe we can meet her on the astral plane

by LSDick October 25, 2020

granny grey bush

Typically a "cougar" aged female that has a large patch of unkept grey pubic hairs.

Time to wax the ol'granny grey bush.

by robyn ya'blind December 28, 2011

Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.

I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.

by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 6, 2012

Granny Raccoon

The best insult known to man.

Bro 1: hey, can you watch my dog this weekend

Bro 2: no you motherfucker

Bro 1: well, you're just a granny raccoon

Bro 2: you did not...

by notagrannyraccoon April 30, 2014

Granny tranny

It’s basically continuation of “ur mum gay”which is used by few cus they don’t know what it means

Carl:your mum gay

Garl:no you
Karl:your dad lesbian
Garl:your granny tranny
Karl:*kills himself*

by >Joshy< March 13, 2018

granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.

I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011