An activity (not a sport) dominated mostly by unattractive, pencil-thin eastern European girls with big foreheads. Consists mostly of juggling balls and clubs, rolling around on the floor, prancing around with a ribbon stick and tossing a rope back and forth to other unattractive, pencil-thin eastern European girls.
It's the perfect activity (not a sport) for high school color guard dorks and/or circus performers who would like to get into the Olympics.
It's the perfect activity (not a sport) for high school color guard dorks and/or circus performers who would like to get into the Olympics.
Jacques Rogge is an effing douchebag who'd rather look at ugly girls playing with ribbons (rhythmic gymnastics)than ugly girls playing with balls. At least the ones who play with balls (softball players) have boobs.
by pity-da-foo October 16, 2008
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by Ricky Dobby February 24, 2019
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A sport competed in by girls who think they are way too good for anybody else. They are always short and chunky with little to nothing in the bust area. They can do all these crazy tricks that nobody else can do, but they do it with so little grace it hardly looks good. They go past lovely lines and turn them to look like shit. They can't dance, even though they say they 'dance' in their routines. The lines the make are harsh and ugly. The gymnasts usual compare their sport to ballet, saying it is twice as hard when in reality ballet is harder, better and more beautiful, and also requires more grace, beauty, passion, dedication, disciplin, etc. To be a ballerina, you need an EXACT body shape, you must be skinny and strong, but not show too much muscle in your legs, you must be able to put up with immense amounts of pain, you must be flexible and have extreme turnout, and you need to be able to pull everything off while fooling anybody watching into thinking it is a piece of cake. To be a gymnast, you just need to have started from a young age.
by DieDieDie666 January 27, 2012
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I stepped in a mud puddle so i performed car gymnastics and left a trail on my ex-girlfriends slut-mobile.
by everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsilence July 27, 2006
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Get the gymnastics mug.More than a sport. An art that involves courage, bravery, will power, mental and physical strength, flexibility and passion. Gymnastics is a sport that can change your life, body and is really very fun. There are 7 main disciplines of gymnastics all with their own unique flips and tricks which are very fun to learn. It is a creative and artistic sport that is for all genders and all ages. It is a sport that is fun and interesting to do but also to watch.
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