Gargling Spaget

Action of deep-throating multiple Italian Men at the same time.

The only reason she got the job at the Vespa factory was because she was a pro at Gargling Spaget.

by LordDadBod January 27, 2020

Goaling

To engage in a deviant sexual act with your family.

I heard Kevin was goaling with his sister last night.. Yeah dude, he's such a goaler.

by Confuction September 23, 2020

Gargling

Popular in Mormon culture akin to soaking and durfing. It is when a girl sucks on the testicles of a dude instead of giving him a blowjob as to avoid the Judgement of the almighty

“Yo. Emileigh totally gargled this fetch out of me after seminary last night!! Slobbered on my boys real good!”

“Emileigh is wild for gargling you like that!”

by L@mbch0ps August 10, 2023

bologna gargling

Sloppy cock sucking

Quit bologna gargling, someone will think you robbed a sperm bank.

by joeogio February 22, 2011

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.

Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!

by 36thDisciple April 18, 2018

Goorping

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles

While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Goaping

(v.) the act of shaking a computer screen very rapidly as if you were trying to get it off

Oh man M&M was goaping his laptop so hard he broke the screen off of it

by Lame McShame January 28, 2009