by Jimmy Buffet March 19, 2005
Get the gookers mug.(noun): Someone who hangs around a fan community for a thing just to talk about everything they hate about that thing, its creators, its plots, its characters, and its fans.
This groaker keeps showing up to my fan club meetings just to complain about everything. If you think it's so shitty, why are you here?
by frubbliness March 27, 2015
Get the groaker mug.An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.
by popa bob June 10, 2017
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Get the Goaters mug.A word pertaining to that of a male genitalia. The word's origins can be traced back to when a young child mispronounced the nickname he had given to his genitals, "goober," being the word's root.
Example 1
Person 1: Zach, my gooker hurts
Person 2: Jacob shut the fuck up
Example 2
Person 1: Babe I've been waiting all week to finally see you. What do you want to do to me tonight? It's all up to you.
Person 2: Hmm yes maybe I shall baptize you in my ๐ ๐จ๐จ๐ค๐๐ซ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐๐ during this fine evening mmm yes so tasty
Person 1: Zach, my gooker hurts
Person 2: Jacob shut the fuck up
Example 2
Person 1: Babe I've been waiting all week to finally see you. What do you want to do to me tonight? It's all up to you.
Person 2: Hmm yes maybe I shall baptize you in my ๐ ๐จ๐จ๐ค๐๐ซ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐๐ during this fine evening mmm yes so tasty
by Gooker Boy August 26, 2019
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