Glomps

present tense of "glomp."

X: Ooh, candy!
X: *glomps*

by Fuschia June 19, 2006

Glomp

To jump on a person expecting them to either catch you or fall down. Most likely you will fall if said person is bigger than you.

I was just minding my own business, when she ran out of nowhere and glomped me!

by RoseRed Heart January 8, 2009

glomp

a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....

Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!

by bladderfaceman December 10, 2010

glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

by Ransom January 4, 2005

Glomp

To bust a massive nut

As her pussy grool drips down my shaft, and off my balls, I glomped, filling her to the brim.

by Donaldglomp October 9, 2016

glomp

What Shelley does.
A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.

Shelley: "M!!! Hi!" *glomps*
M: "Choking! not breathing!"
Shelley: *crushes ribs*

by Duskatala October 8, 2011

glomp

an awesome tackle hug by the glomp master Goddess

Goddess glomped everyone she saw!

by Tetty January 16, 2009