Giirth

Giirth: A man of substance / flare, baring koo koo kachoo cojones, filled with moxie, true grit, and daringTomfoolery galore.

Yo Momma says "bath me in Giirth biatch, you know I thrive on it"!

by Bennie BoyTV January 10, 2019

Girth Brooks

A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.

- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.

- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.

- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.

Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.

by Captain Kack n Bahlz January 12, 2020

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll May 26, 2014

Leave Middle Girth

Going on a diet by moving to a location with fewer tempting or unhealthy snacking opportunities.

Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.

by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021

Girthy

A cock so thick it needs three C’s.

That is one GIRTHY cock!

by Thicccydiccy December 19, 2017

Girth Brooks

Roy Brooks' name if he were to work in the adult film industry.

Roy's penis isn't really that long, but he makes up for it in girth!

by payouroy May 13, 2005

Girthvader

A Person who has a very Girthy cock.

"Oh my Days.........have you heard about the Girth on that Facevader? People call him Girthvader! Its wider than my Nans remote Control!!!

by Facevader Girthvader October 25, 2012