Glacier Ape

1. A Glacier Ape is a prostitute that offers only anal penetration.

2. the Glacier Apes are a band from Orlando, Florida very similar to Kiss and GWAR but wearing Mexican Wrestling Masks.

1. That Glacier Ape bitch only takes it up the ass.

2. We went to see the Glacier Apes last Saturday and they sacraficed a goat on stage.

by Ponch92 April 23, 2004

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Melting Glacier

masturbation with a icy-hot patch, and or using bengay for lube

Man i shared a melting glacier last night with Tim Curry

by Crazy Bag Man 69 April 19, 2011

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when you're putting your pecker to good use, and with a split second reaction, you pull out, and throw your swedish meatBALLZ in her grill. once there, set up shop and let the cum slide down her nose and into her mouth like its 10,000 B.C. all over again

guy 1: dude, this bish was sexy

guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.

Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race

Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me

by Pastor Sergio August 31, 2012

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Glacier Nigger

Derogatory term for any of the peoples lumped into the category of "eskimo." This creation follows the theory that all peoples of a darker-than-caucasian persuasion can, in fact, become "niggers" of some sort (as with "prairie nigger").

I'd love to drill the shit out of ANWR, but those goddamn glacier niggers keep spouting off their "sacred land" bullshit.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007

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