natalie gilmore

Bad ass, thick, sometimes petty, seems like a drama starter but really she gets dragged into it. She loves her friends, and would do anything for them. Very sensitive. She cares what is wrong. When people are upset she will be the first ones there.

Damn, I would love to hook up a Natalie gilmore

by N0t0l0e December 10, 2016

Gilmore

Gilmore is a super funny person. He usually spends his time thinking about what he can do for another person, rather what he can do for himself. A Gilmore is pretty buff and tall, but acts sweet and nurturing. He is very intelligent, but likes to act dumb. He is a very trustworthy person and will never tell any of your secrets. Gilmore doesn't think too highly of himself, he puts everyone elses feelings before his own. He is a person who is willing to take ypur sadness away and give you all his happiness at his own expense. He is usually in the friend zone, but is impatient to wait for the right on. Overall, Gilmore is a person you need in your life becuase Gilmore can be the best thing to happen when your at your lowest.

Person 1: Life just sucks, I'm really sad.

Gilmore: Hey, its gonna be okay. I'll be right here for you, always.

Person 1: Thank you, I'm glad I know you, Gilmore.

by That_one_Guy_whom'st_knew-OJ November 6, 2018

Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

Gilmore

he is a man who always considers his actions and acts in a good and just manner.

He is a Gilmore.

by saxnt March 26, 2023

Sara Gilmore

A beautiful ginger female, whom has a son who is a burst of fire.

Did you hear that Sara Gilmore has the biggest glutes in the state?

by Taco bell master47 March 29, 2023

Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.

Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017