German

1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.

2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.

3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.

The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.

A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.

Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, pretzels, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.

Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.

Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.

They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.

Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.

1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"?
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
by Tabitha Elkins May 28, 2006
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Germanator

The original Germanator (Germanator 3.11) was destroyed in battle with the first installment of the Belgianoid BETA Version.

The Germanator 3.11's pitiful remains were collected and used to create the far superior Germanator XP, who, to this day, continues to roll joints and kick ass without showing any signs of mechanical failure. Runs on high concentrations of Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol.
"Grrr!" says the Germanator XP.
"Ahh!!" screams the bored spectator; inanimately.
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
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germans

A nation of people who are fanatical about David Hasselhoff, and when they go to beaches--either in their own or in other countries; they're always digging holes!
Did you see that? Hasselhoff was running down the beach and fell in a hole. It was those damned Germans again!
by Anonymous November 08, 2003
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germans

Any persons who have been or will be surrendered to by someone who is french.
*the french flag has been changed to pure white, and is saluted by waving it in the direction of germany"
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german

The language that is a bit weird. I love you in german sounds more like I will hit you with a shovel.
English: Pen
German : KÜGELSCHREIBER
by PROACAN_ February 13, 2017
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German

German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!
One example:
“German is a bit weird”

“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?
by CynthiaTheKindOne November 23, 2021
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germanity

The special type human behaviour that German people typically consider to be socially acceptable and responsible. However, in fact this is highly demanding, rude and entitled when compared with the social norms of the rest of human society on Earth.
The other flight passenger demanded that I straighten my chair, despite it neither affecting him nor bothering the passenger behind me, a clear example of his Germanity.

The manager unilaterally set unreasonable deadlines, and his Germanity led him to become angry when the employees expressed their discomfort.
by dudi2020 August 14, 2020
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