gefunkeled

flabbergasted, confused, amazed, astonished, astounded, awestruck, dumbfounded, dumbstruck, shocked, stunned, stupefied, thunderstruck

"Dude I had sexual intercourse with your birth giver"
"Bro that makes me absolutely gefunkeled"

by viliquil February 4, 2022

kerfunklepop

Outlandish; used to describe an incomprehensible statement or sound.

Gary: *makes a disgusting ass noise*

Leon: “Tf was that kerfunklepop bro?”

by Ackipoto April 9, 2022

Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011

dubbest kerfunkler

The Lord High Captain Commander of all Kerfunkledubs

The owner of this title "Dubbest Kerfunkler" declines to be used in such a common setting.

by Grimsborg April 23, 2022

Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

gnarfunkle

when something is strait up gnarly to a funky extreme. Gnarls, funky, crazy.

Dude that guy is board sliding that rail naked with a wig on, that's freeking Gnarfunkle

by hard A June 3, 2010

Garfunkle

Something/ anything "Whack", messed up, or stupid.

Teacher: "Students, there will be a 20 page essay due in two days."

Me: "Dawg, that's garfunkle."

by Tinted Windows August 8, 2012