GEOMETRY DASH 

GAME THAT DOESN'T HAVE PUBERTY AND NEVER CHANGES OR UPDATES

GEOMETRY DASH IS FUN GAME BUT WONT UPDATE

GEOMETRY DASH by ELONG MUSK August 11, 2022

Geometry Dash 

That one game you keep raging on basically... Platformer game just in case you want to know :)

Tom: "Hey Jeremy, how are you doing today?"
Jeremy: "Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to beat Stereo Madness."
Bob: "You really must suck at Geometry Dash lol"
Jeremy: "Ok, you try it then."
Bob: *Goes to the search bar and searches 'acheron' and one attempts it*
Jeremy: *yes*

Geometry Dash by Not a psychopath :) January 13, 2023

Geometry Dash 

goFy AH gaM MEd bai ROBERTO TREETOP in agOst tErTIN 20031 🗿💀 you JAMP ovAH SPEECKAZ to SuRVIv 😮 !!!

cub gameMOD is AbOOT JAPMING OVHA SHPHEEEECCKKHAS!!
shT gameMOD is AbOOT fLYYING ovhA SPEEKA!!!!
bla gameMOD is AbOOT *using a magic gravity changing device that inverts your gravity 2.5325 times the speed of light at a radius of 2 kilometers whilst on a plane flying to oklahoma*
CRAP gameMOD is AbOOT JAPMING OVHA SHPHEEEECCKKHAS boot FLAI
WwE gameMOD is AbOOT fLYYING but BEEtAH!
ROB gameMOD is AbOOT JAPMING OVHA SHPHEEEECCKKHAS boot JAPM HAIGH!
sCaaRRy 😨 gameMOD is AbOOT bla BUtT fsTA

gam HAV edITor 4 MAK levAH!!
edITor HAV tRIGGAH!
tRIGGAH iS fOUr aCTIon 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
tRIGGAH HAV 43 TIPES!

you HAV abILITee tOO US yoR own SONGS!
use OLDROOFS tOO gETH costume SONGS!

spED porTRALES mAK YUR GAM FSAT!!!

YU COLECT COIN 😊
YU COLECT SEKRT COIN 😐
YU COLECT BLU BALL 🤨
YU COLECT DIMAND 😮
YU COLECT KEE 😧
YU COLECT SHRAD 😨
YU COLECT CRETOR PONTI!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

pKin ORB jMAP a BEET
ylO ORB jMAP nORmlA!
RDe ORB jmAP too MOON!!!
blu ORB invrET GravTYI 💀💀
gRENN ORB invrET GravTYI bott CURV!
blcKA ORB mov PLyaR dOWN!
dASH ORB is EPKI!

THKANKS FRO WTACHIGN!!

geometry dash be gofy ah

Geometry Dash by jbfkid February 8, 2023

Geometry Dash 

A game which is never going to be updated to 2.2 and got taken off the playstore LOL it was made by RubRub who has been using Twitter smh. it's still pretty cool tho.

Person: man geometry dash is such a fun game I wish it would update though

Geometry Dash by matrixity May 4, 2023

Geometry Dash 

A form of male Birth Control

"male birth control already exists. its called Geometry Dash, But you're not ready for that conversation" - AeonAir, Geometry Dash Player.

Geometry Dash by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023

Geometry Dash 

FIRE IN THE HOLEEE

Boy: Did you know? Did you hear | Roptop released 2.2 |
Girl: Was that it? On Youtube? |
Boy: Video had a million views
Girl: They said he took too long |
Girl: But they're not coding his game |
Boy: The robtop will never, |
Girl & Boy: Hesitate to release 2.3 Yea |

Girl: WAIT WHAT'S THA-
:): FIRE IN THE HOLE

boy: Geometry dash is co-
Girl: FIRE IN THE HOLEE

Boy: What is that
>:(: Water in the hole

Boy: No I will not become the lobotom-

Geometry Dash by CoolDudeI_Think January 27, 2024

Geometry Dash 

A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.

"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.

"No." Lois said.

family guy fall plays

cue outro music

Geometry Dash by T1ngTang February 21, 2024