gaydar

A radar detecting the homosexuality of someone or something. Gaydars are not physical devices, rather a small part of the brain used to factor characterisitcs such as voice, actions, excitement and tightness of pantwear together to get a gayreading. gaydars also do not measure any kind of speed, so don't be an idiot and see how fast you can pitch a baseball with it, or you'll lose it.

So you guys, does derek really walk the other side of the sidewalk?
Well, my gaydar on him is through the roof.

I hear Jane bats for the other team.
Hm, she does have a pretty high gaydar.

Tellitubies have the worlds highest possible gaydar.

by Sawyer June 16, 2006

gaytor

derogatory term for Gators fans, frequently used by fans of teams who got the shit stomped out of them by the Gators.

Oklahoma University Fan, BCS 2008 pre game: "OMG WE ARE RANKED NUMBER 1 IN THE NATION, GATORS ARE GOING DOWN!!!"

OU fan after losing 24-14: "Stupid Gaytors" *sniff*

by SEC RULES June 29, 2009

Gaybar cowboys

The name Metallica had planned on using during the mid-late 90's although Vertigo insisted that the bands name stays the same, It is rumoured that lars considered leaving the band as a result.

The new gaybar cowboys album Load will be released under the name Metallica.

by The Rydo April 3, 2009

Gartar

Gartar means, instrument guitar.

I want to practice gartar.

by Glacmas September 17, 2017

Gaytornade

Sexual act, involving the presence of 4 or more homosexual men. Standing in a circle and performing the Dongcopter, with adding small drips of Gatorade which creates an impression of a small tornado with heavy rain.

Guy 1: OMG !!! During the parade the other day I've seen some guys performing the GAYTORNADE!!!

Guy 2: NO WAY DUDE!!!

Guy 1: I so wish that i had joined them...

by defonceurdechatte June 11, 2018

gaytard

an insult for someone who is gay and retarded; or it could be for someone who is lame and stupid. also see: gaytarded

see: gay / retarded / retard

by Heather May 29, 2005

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003