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Garrett Harlow

Also known as a GRT. Some are spotted, some are stripped. 4 different types of GRT mating calls. I, Myself. If you look up the word dumbass, you will find a picture of Obama. Da End.
Garrett Harlow is a handsome man. the girls dig him.

Garrett Harlow is a sexy beast.

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Holy Shit, its Garrett Harlow
by BobChrist October 16, 2012
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Garret Bobby Ferguson

A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones
GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face
by Spartangamerz25 April 13, 2017
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garro

Can i get a garro? I can't find mine.
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Garrett county Maryland

A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
by lolihate you August 7, 2018
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Garrett

Garrett didn't like it, but he didn't not like it.
by lilBEEF6969 April 13, 2019
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Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups
by Tim Evans February 5, 2004
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Garret

Amazing kid at anything he tries, usually has brown hair and is the perfect person, will never give up on anything he loves. Every girl wants a Garret.
Damn your boyfriend wont give up on you will he? he's being a garret, i like it :)
by TKAMB March 22, 2009
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