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muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet
by Janimal69 October 6, 2017
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Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield is the hottest man ever to have stepped foot on this planet, he is so funny, THE BEST SPIDER-MAN, and did I mention he’s SUPER FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
An idiot: Andrew Garfield is so dumb
Me (an empath) noticing this person is a dumb motherfucker
by Rozieriddlestan February 1, 2022
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James A. Garfield

James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.
James A. Garfield? I didn’t know cats could become president!
by My name isn’t jerry September 29, 2020
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Garfield

Possibly one of the best-loved comic strips in history (other than Peanuts), Garfield currently appears in thousands of newspapers worldwide. It chronicles the antics and not-so-antics of Garfield, a lazy, cynical cat that hates Mondays. A movie based on the comic strips was released in June 2004.
by dpo June 21, 2004
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garfield

your a real Garfield
by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 28, 2019
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Andrew Garfield

He’s like shot of expresso
I love him. He’s the best human being on this planet
by Kiwistan13 December 30, 2021
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Garfield High School

A pathetic school located in garfield nj where all there is, is a bunch on polacks, ghetto kids (or they think there ghetto, cause garfield isnt) and a small amount of skaters and scenes. The building is spit between a normal side, a shitty side, and gyms. on the shitty side there is not ceiling. its brown foam... The garfield Jocks cannot play football and they think they can. They lose 90% of the time. oh did i mention the principal's gay? Enough said
1. Hey do you want to go to the Garfield High School Football game?, "why bother, there just gonna lose."

2.Yo niggah lets beat up some GHS kids. "why bro?" Cause they think their us!" "Iight word"
by WhoCaresWhoIam? October 5, 2009
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