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Goolsby

A person Who can consume liqour.
He handled his liqour like a true Goolsby.
by Albert F July 23, 2003
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GoodSex

A world renowned Dj from Chicago that plays such an amazing set that when you are done dancing to the music you are left with sore legs and dripping wet like you just had GoodSex!
My girl could barely walk and had to change her panties after listening to that GoodSex set last night!
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Goolsby

large erection. big penis that originated in Ireland.
The man had a Goolsby.. It was so huge I shat myself
by John P July 23, 2003
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Goomster

1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.

3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.

Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
by Goomstar July 19, 2010
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GoodStuffAGB

The GoodStuffAGB is a company founded in 2015 by students looking to promote change.
Person 1: TheGoodStuffAGB is awesome!
Person 2: WOOOOOOOOO
by whattheheckinfrick November 30, 2016
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chlamaged goods

when you have tested positiv for chlamydia and can't have sex
Chrystal: com' on Ron! Let's make sweet sweet luuv!?
Ron: Da'fuck Chrystal! you know I can't! I got chlamaged goods!!
by mr. dripsalot April 25, 2010
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Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018
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