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Glarded

An taxological word relateing too the income of funds into a acount
The funds have not been glarded in 5 years.
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Garlic Bread

Nathan: Bro I want some garlic bread
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Garland, Texas

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.
Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!
by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009
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Garlic Dick

To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
by cougartown97 April 13, 2010
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garlic rub

Getting a handful of taint sweat or swass and caressing someone's chin. Often served with a garnish.
This guy at the bar wouldn't back off after I eyeballed his girl, so I gave him a garlic rub.
by sirChop December 7, 2006
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Garlic Shampoo

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.
Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!
by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019
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Garlic Girl

A garlic girl is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.
"We went on our honeymoon to Gilroy because she's a Garlic Girl"
by garlicgrrrrl November 28, 2021
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