future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

Future Queen of the World

Only words to describe the most amazing woman on the face of the earth.

-That bitch is crazy!
-Nah, man that be my future queen of the world.

by Gr8Gatz August 26, 2010

Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

by BirdWop August 25, 2014

future fat

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.

Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.

by Sunabove July 11, 2017

future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.

Future Diary- tells the future

by YaboiEvil May 9, 2018

future tripping

To worry/freakout about the future instead of enjoying the present.

*Wind Blows*
Max: Feel that? It's gonna be really cold later!
Jack: Dude, stop future tripping and enjoy the breeze!

by Jess G. May 25, 2007

Future Karen

When a young woman around the age of 16 to 23 has the characteristics of a Karen but are just too young to be a Karen, thus naming them Future Karen

Some 16-23 year old ~ "Can I speak to your manager please?"

Someone overhearing ~ "Man, that bitch is gonna be a future karen one day"

by big dumb cucks May 20, 2020