Fucktardistan

A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.

"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."

by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023

fuckaroo

According to Stephen King in Dreamcatcher, fuckaroo means an extremely fucked up situtation, as opposed to fuckaree which means having a great time, usually but not necessarily, sexual.

Custer's last stand was one major fuckeroo for the US Cavalry.

by Hal Brown August 4, 2003

Fucktard

A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.

"I'm gonna go fight Chuck Norris!"
"Dude, you're a Fucktard."

by WrongCastle February 7, 2010

fucktardulous

adjective: a level of stupidity that is beyond comprehension.

So those presentations that are due tomorrow that we spent two weeks doing need to be redone because the template is wrong?

That's fucktardulous.

by Rusty Shackles August 23, 2011

team killing fucktard

Somebody who kills a member of his halo team out of boredom or accidentalities

You shot church you team killing fucktard!

by Yaren September 30, 2004

fuckard

Archaic. A means of denoting one who is not too bright.

'Faith, Mowbray, th'art in sooth a knave and a fuckard.

by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007

Fucktardizard

1: The final evolution stage of the Pokemon Charmander.

2: A noticeably un-retarded dickhole that becomes retarded by bathing in their own douchebaggery; one level of douchbaggery above a fucktard.

1: Ash's Charizard evolved into Fucktardizard.

2: Kevin is such a goddamn fucktardizard...!

by The LittleRoche October 14, 2008