Fat Fuckered

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.

"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

by Cleetus Boondoggle August 3, 2009

Fuckheads in Duckheads

An expression that refers to a large gathering of preppie college guys usually in Duckhead khakis or cutt-offs. Often they are in Greek associations and are rather stuck-up.

I wanted to see the new band at the bar last night but I couldn't get in. THe place was packed with Fuckheads in Duckheads.

by Paul August 23, 2004

fuckbreath

Where ones breath smells of/after the process of fucking.

"Get out of my face Dave you fuckbreath"

by Shaun Walker September 16, 2006

Fuckhead cascade

what that fucking asshole posted that shit and then everybody post quoted and it was fuckhead and then another quote and more fuckhead and over and over again

> > > > > herp i derped a dick deep in my throat and i'm a fuckhead cascade
> > > > fuckhead.
> > > fuckhead.
> > fuckhead.
> fuckhead.
fuckhead.

by Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad August 6, 2011

Fuckgraded

Upgrading your software to the latest version only to find everything is now fucked.

I fuckgraded to OSX Mavericks and now my MacBook is totally screwed.

by Donnie Drumpf November 27, 2013

Fuckdad

A guy with kids who acts like a dickhead & uses women for sex.

Aaron’s such a fuckdad. Found out he was seeing 3 other women!

Joe’s a fuckdad. Saw him in tinder after he said he we were exclusive.
Found a Shane on multiple dating sites. What a fuckdad!

by Ecee83fit May 7, 2020

Fuckhead

When one’s fuckedup-ness exceeds their face. The advanced version of fuckface.

Wow, he’s not just a fuckface. He’s a fuckhead!

by Bbgam3xgurl May 25, 2020