-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
by Robert._. November 7, 2019
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For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.
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Idiot: I'm going to jump off this cliff!
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.
by FrostStar November 20, 2019
Get the it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up. mug.When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.
Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.
by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019
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1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."
3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."
3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."
by princeoffacade January 17, 2022
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2. When someone tries to accuse you of doing or saying something you would never do or say.
3. When someone actually thinks you care, but in actuality you actually don't.
4.When someone thinks they have control over you, but you had control the entire time.
2. When someone tries to accuse you of doing or saying something you would never do or say.
3. When someone actually thinks you care, but in actuality you actually don't.
4.When someone thinks they have control over you, but you had control the entire time.
You got me fucked up when you texted me at 2a.m. talking some bullshit about why you are staying away from me, when in reality I'm staying away from you because you are immature and stupid.
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