Fuck me in the Dick

1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.

2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.

After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”

Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.

by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010

fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"

DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved

by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017

Fuck me in da ASS

When a girl wants to get SO horny, that she want YOU men to FUCK HER IN DA ASS.

Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.

by Da bitch you fucked last night April 29, 2016

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

Fuck you in the Eye

Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...

"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"

by the tagger May 10, 2009

fuck you in your mouth

Oral sex, espically very vigously

"I'm gunna fuck you in your mouth bitch."

"Okay hold up, let me tie my hair back"

by Evan916 September 29, 2006

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004