Friendly Fire Targets

1. The few employed citizens of Canada. See: canadian

1. What the hell, eh?!?

by Pulp October 9, 2004

friendly fire fodder

These are the people yo would NOT take a bullet for. To the contrary, these people you would WANT to see put down. This is in reference to military term friendly fire, when troops shoot their own fellow personnel (accidently or not). Friendly fire fodder candidates are usually horrible bosses, who, by their subordinates, would like to see them gone if they could eliminate them.

Roger: Hey, Davie! How is your new boss, Michael?
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!

by brooskitooski August 9, 2025

accidental friendly fire

to prematurely ejaculate.

Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.

by Oso D'lyshus March 18, 2008

Friendly Firefighter

The Friendly Firefighter is a sexual position where a man stands behind a standing woman and puts his penis between her legs. When he cums she is able to use his dick as her own and shoot and whatever target she wants including other women or men.

Diane and I did the Friendly Firefighter all over the curtains, couch, and coffee table of the Airbnb.

by BearTwoDope September 19, 2023

Friendly Fireman

when having sex doggy style you pull out your lighter and light the girls ass hair on fire. your then pull out and blow your load on the fire.

man i showed julie how i'm a friendly fireman and she complained about chaifing all day

by tony b vanmeerin November 29, 2004

Freindly fire

When 2 guys nut on eachothers dick at the same time. (Aka team fire)

Jackfuck 1: wanna have some freindly fire
Gaybo 1: fuck yesss
Gaybo 2: any room for a third?

by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 8, 2019

FriendlyFredward

a (not so) friendly rat that claims he is a cat. he is in prison for committing crimes against the state. He has crappy internet, lives in Australia and plays minecwaft. He is a rat. He streams at twitch.tv/friendlyfredward and has an actual cute cat. I dont know how a rat can take care of a cute cat but it happened. He is also a psychopathic rat. Oh and did i mention he is a rat.

Definition: Rat Man- FriendlyFredward
chat: RAT MAN
fred: I AM NOT A FUCKING RAT
cha: ok RAT MAN

by HangingTowel September 17, 2020