Friendcest

noun. The act of having sex with your close circle of friends.
Also, Friendcestuous (adj.) Sexual intercourse between several friends within a group of friends.

Tim has slept with both Becca and Mallory, those two chicks he hangs out with. Its a friendcestuous relationship

by RickLA February 18, 2011

Friendboxed

The process of being stuck in the friendbox. It tends to happen if you are single and have an attractive friend who is also single. You end up falling for them, loving them with all your heart, but they don't love you in return, and just want to be friends. The relationship will never progress beyond friendship, even though it kills you. When this happens, then you have been friendboxed.

Being confined to the friendbox leaves you unable to move on, get over them, or want to have a relationship with anyone else.

"Friendboxed" really ought to be available as a Facebook relationship status. It is a far more accurate description than "Single" for a lot of people.

Me and her are friendboxed.

by tnorf_ot_kcab March 29, 2011

Friendcest

when two friends are so bored with their friendship that
they decide to f*ck even though it feels like incest.

After years of being best friends, Kelly and Christian decided to
f*ck each other's brains out like Christopher Atkens and Brooke
Shields in the blue lagoon, even though it would be friendcest.

by speshle.k34 July 22, 2012

Friendcest

When close friends sleep together.

"dude i cant believe katie fucked Will, that's such friendcest"
Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti from That 70's show

by sevenloko November 27, 2012

friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

friendenemies

When people really do not like each other but will be cordially sarcastic to one another so as not to cause any drama and draw attention to themselves at social affairs.

Sandra is having a birthday party she's friends with Jane and Sally . Sandra decides to invite Jane and Sally she knows they are friendenemies ; she leaves it up to them to accept or decline. They both show up and are cordial / sarcastic keeping the peace for the sake of their mutual friend's party.

by Pepper1121 February 10, 2018

friendcest

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too

by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018