torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

fraterniture

A piece of furniture found in a fraternity house or other college residence, which has had multiple owners, questionable history, and unknown origin.

I knew someone who woke up pregnant after sleeping on a piece of fraterniture.

by Evan P. October 5, 2006

fatteries

Fat ass d-batteries.

I gotta go to the store to get some fatteries for my dildo.

by Dildosincorporated April 25, 2008

Fraternacide

The act of one brother killing another.

I know, fraternacide is just awful.

by ahoch329 September 9, 2010

flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 5, 2016

Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.

When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!) December 15, 2002