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foul balls 

After playing a baseball game or any time your balls get UNBEARABLY stinky from the excerise. After the intensive physical activity you decide that you need a BJ or your nuts sucked on. When the girl goes down to suck your nuts she will cough or throw up from the smell and while she is coughing you proceed to yell FOUL BALLS!!!!!
girl: "O I want to suck your balls."
guy: " I am very okay with you sucking on my testicles right now."
girl: "I'm sucking your nuts and cough cough they are smelly"
guy: "FOUL BALLS!!!!!!!"
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foul play 

An antonym of fair play. Foul play is called when someone's actions or words are deemed unacceptable or incorrect.
"You put ragu sauce on your sausage and bean melt barm instead of brown sauce? Foul play to you."
foul play by MCFC Rob April 3, 2009

foul-weather friend 

A foul-weather friend is the opposite of a fair-weather friend. A fair-weather friend is your friend when your life is fine, and times are good but they abandon you when you have a problem, lose your job, etc.

A foul-weather friend is someone who likes to be around you when you are unemployed, depressed and in the dumps. He/she feels sorry for you, and gets some pleasure out of feeling superior, handing out advice, berating you for having a bad attitude. As soon as you get out of the slump, get a job, get in shape, get a decent place to live, etc., the fair weather friend is jealous, and stops speaking to you.

Now that you are not a total loser, the foul-weather friend can't stand you.
As soon as I got a new job and a decent place to live, my foul-weather friend stopped speaking to me.

Foul Tarnished 

One who lost the grace of the Erdtree and were consequently banished from the Lands Between by Queen Marika the Eternal.
"Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring."

Foul Bowel 

A term used in baseball when someone has very bad gas in a dugout.
Mark: Who the hell farted?
Joe: That was me, I guess you could say I hit a "Foul Bowel"
Foul Bowel by Superdave22 December 17, 2010

foul-ass nigga

A person who does or says the most grimiest dirtiest thing to another one or group. Mainly used in NY, Philly. Circa 90s
Yo, you took his house, girl, car, and pride. Damn you's a foul-ass nigga.
foul-ass nigga by Gdaman April 28, 2016

Foul little thing 

"Foul little thing" is that nasty person everyone loves to hate