Fornication

When you take a vacation to stay home and play fortnite for a week straight

“Where is Brock I haven’t seen him at work?”

He is on fornication!
“Is he fucking out of wedlock?”
No
“Is he fucking himself?”
No,
He is at home playing fortnite

by Tabbber August 7, 2019

fornication

a cochroach ,
serious, search fornication in google images

`` hello im a bug ``

by sofia March 14, 2004

Formicating

Sexual intercourse on a kitchen work surface

I was formicating with my girlfriend all night, but now I have a dimple effect in my arse

by MufMan June 28, 2011

Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011

cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

by keVIInXI July 8, 2011

fornication probation

fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak

she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection

by herpes_love April 2, 2011

forfitation

When someone or something quits a game or something

forfitation of a pillow fight.

by Dakota & Dylan August 4, 2007