foot long

To have a huge 1 foot penis.

T.J jacked off my 1 foot penis.

by huge dick February 1, 2003

five dollar foot long

when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave

person1: dude wanna go to subway

person2: no man lets just chill at my place

person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower

by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010

Footlonging

the state of someone after consuming a 6inch Subway sandwich and regretting not getting a footlong.

"i just finished my meatball sub but now im footlonging

by sighost neue July 22, 2010

5 dollor foot long

When you see a hot chick, and you get a boner.
You have a five dollor foot long.

"Dude, hot ass 3:00"
"Oh man, 5 dollor foot long" *does five dollor foot long hand signal*

by Faust888 April 13, 2008

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

by sammy1 November 17, 2006

Five dollar foot long

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.

Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013