5 dollar footlong

how long my boyfriends dick is. ;

Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;

by yerstinkingmom May 22, 2008

brokeback footlong

a nickname for a gay man's penis or anything involving a penis in general.

"dude let's dip or brokeback footlongs in some orange julius lubricant and go to town!"

by teeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2006

foologna

A name rhyming with bologna. usually describing a Teresa Brock

Teresa Brock, you are a foologna!!!

by Phil Collins the third November 21, 2010

Footlong

A 12 inch cock.

I've heard that he's an owner of a thick footlong.

by Kurtkorv September 15, 2019

footlong brownie

when you've possibly done a world record poo.

where have you been?
sorry bro I just had a footlong brownie.

by footlongbrownie November 28, 2020

foolonious assault

When a foo commits the act of an assualt

What are you in for foo! Foolonious assault my dude!

by Chuckwick99 March 9, 2021

Footlong

How Europeans think Americans measure things

British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021