To secretly change the font in a collaborative document to Comic Sans in order to fuck with people's heads.
by Jimbeaux January 10, 2017

High Directive fonts, a subgroup established by DXBC.
by Derek Kirby April 11, 2005

A stuffed animal that looks like an Elephant.
Often used as a pillow and a boyfriend.
His trunk oddly resembles cock & balls.
Often used as a pillow and a boyfriend.
His trunk oddly resembles cock & balls.
"WOW, He was huge! Like a total Elly Font!"
"I don't need a man, 'Ive got Elly Font."
"I don't need a pillow, I've got Elly Font."
"I don't need a man, 'Ive got Elly Font."
"I don't need a pillow, I've got Elly Font."
by CRose13 March 10, 2012

by luliviviana January 21, 2014

by suswah May 14, 2003

A person who is addicted to going to the Font Bar..
Font Junkies usually need to have they're 'fix' weekly and can usually be seen a Friday night.. Altho they are sometimes seen on other evenings..
Font Junkies, can become paranoid, angered, sexually frustrated and even violent if they can not receive they're fix..
Font Junkies usually need to have they're 'fix' weekly and can usually be seen a Friday night.. Altho they are sometimes seen on other evenings..
Font Junkies, can become paranoid, angered, sexually frustrated and even violent if they can not receive they're fix..
by Charlie X July 16, 2008

Is the ability to keep a font for yourself and reject anybody else's chance of using it for themselves. Usually done by a female but can also be a male with his balls in her purse. Is helpful to be a controlling cunt to get the point across by using their font.
by LocoMoto December 18, 2014
