february fools

February fools, unlike april fools where something false is declared, is when people say something they love, and mean it.

I love pooping. February fools!

by josjuhoo February 1, 2014

ride on these fools

1. To put words into action.
2. To operate without restraint.
3. Retaliate or make an example of

I had already done the research so I was ready. I stood up in that meeting and proceeded to ride on these fools! I had documented examples, case studies and a team already lined up!

We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...

by Petersburg24Seven February 17, 2014

Mayan Fools Day

12/21/12

They sure got us good

The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.

by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012

Tosser in Tin-Foil

The antonym of 'Knight in Shining Armour'.

The Guy that every girls wishes would go away.

I thought that he was my night in Shining armour... Turns out he was only a tosser in tin-foil :(

by Walking Encyclopaedia March 19, 2011

folsom

the most awfully stereotypical american town ever. a suburban hell where rich white kids pretend to be ghetto and create fake drama to add interest to their otherwise dull lives.

Living in folsom is comparable to having one's body eaten slowly by an incurable disease.

by stuckherestill March 21, 2004

Folsom

A Sacramento suburb. Residing teens (many of whom are middle and upper-middle class) enjoy complaining about it and saying how awful and boring it is even though it is neither awful nor any more boring than other towns.

Folsom has its flaws, but overall, it's a good town. You can go to the lake, the river, historic Sutter Street, one of two movie theaters, Palladio (once it is finished and is not just movie theaters), golfing, biking on the various trails. You can enjoy nature in the wetlands, play sports, eat, among other things.

by T-Bizzcuit January 24, 2010

foolscreen

A nickname for movies that were shot in widescreen, but were reformatted for 4x3 TVs, while losing up to half of the movie in doing so. It's called this because people knowingly or unknowingly prefer this to the widescreen version.

Joe likes foolscreen over the widescreen version and refuses to change.

by Steve February 22, 2005