David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
by abweitl August 30, 2009
When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.
John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."
by BV4 May 06, 2009
A furry husky femboi who has a beautiful thic ass
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)
Furry 1: Hey do you know that femboy over there?
Furry 2: Yea that’s Fluke the furry. What’s wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .
Furry 2: Yea that’s Fluke the furry. What’s wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .
by DBS dude March 30, 2022
when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu
Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
by kundus May 12, 2009
What the fluke was that?
by plato! October 28, 2024
Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.
by DeathPunchMonkey February 04, 2021