floopdooby

A person who is highly ineffective in all areas of endeavor, despite reasonably good intentions. May be likable but unreliable and disrespected because of repeated failures.

A floopdooby is similar to a sad sack, Charlie Brown, feeb, weakest link. Most families have one somewhere in their family tree.

by BigLunchLady February 28, 2009

Floofinschnieder

The act of consuming two hamburges at the same time while driving a garbage truck in the middle of a corn field while being chased by cops. A very rare very fatal condition with no cure.

I'm sorry officers I didn't mean to floofinschnieder!

by This is my word ^^^ August 11, 2010

floobies

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.

Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

floories

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

by tbombz November 14, 2009

Flooping

The act of going crazy and attacking something.

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "

by Flooper May 1, 2010

Floodian

One who spends their life wandering Off- Topic Forum of Bungie.net, wastes his time there, knows half the people there, has been blacklisted at least once (debatable), and has been turned cynical from the spam in the forums.

You actually want to be called a Floodian?

by Floodian SIMM0NS77 June 6, 2009

flopipino

A fail at trying to be a Filipino. Usually a person who is not a Filipino but tries very hard to be one by surrounding themselves with Filipinos or eating Filipino cuisine, and etc.

fobfilipinoflipflopipino

by IkawNaNga December 26, 2009