Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

floating head

present at warehouse and you are incredibly GAKKED and your head proceeds to float away from the rest of your body.

did you see kenny last night? he was a floating head.

by kris123456 October 15, 2011

floating head

A head that is ovally shaped and longer than it is wide. Known to float.

Daniel has a floating head.

by Daniel May 24, 2004

floating bank

To be in possession of a copious sum of money (bare notes)

1. Jermaine's floating bank. He's gotta sink them notes.

2. Niggas floating bare bank

by Jamal Watson January 21, 2009

floating cornhole

when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise

by John Assman July 8, 2009