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Pleasure Flashlight

A object that is shaped like a flashlight, but is used for male pleasure. They take the piece of glass of the flashlight, and under it is a skin toned, fake vagina. Males stick there dicks into it. It can also be used as a dildo.
Dude, my pleasure flashlight did me well last night. It's like a girlfriend I wish I could have but never will.
by Zaytes March 16, 2017
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flashlight

When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.
My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.
by Andrew Malfe August 7, 2007
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satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.
"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."
by The dark wizard May 9, 2014
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flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).
{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
by Telephony November 6, 2012
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Flashlight

Rubber sex toy, that looks like flashlight. Created for pleasant jerking off. Rubber inside it simulate vagina/anus/mouth.

How to use:

1) Put your erect penis inside it

2) You can hold it in your hand/put it between pillows

3) Bone it

(For better effect you can add some oil in it)
Ohh, I cummed a lot after jerking off with flashlight.
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Millionaire’s Fleshlight

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.
“Damn, I got paid last night so I got off with my millionaire’s Fleshlight.”
by Bobiffer June 15, 2018
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reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.
Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011
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