Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008

Scat Flaps

An unfortunate condition caused by women wiping their arses from the rear towards the vagina, typically resulting in fecal matter being smeared in and around the labias.

When I went down on that skank she had a serious dose of scat flaps. The smell made me barf all over her rotten pussy. Seriously if I was in to that kind of shit I'd have fucked a guy instead.

by gazzad78 November 29, 2010

Screaming meat flaps

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

PISS FLAPS

Nice pair of beef curtains

hanging down like a pair of curtains

by jon December 29, 2003

bingo flaps

Underarm flabbies; extraneous folds of fleshy skin. They keep moving even after she's waved her card and shouted "Bingo!".

by MT Hippo August 21, 2003

Cabbage Flaps

wrinkly labia that hangs out of the vagina excessively resembling boiled cabbage.

damn, you see that broads beat puss?? She had some serious cabbage flaps.

by Deedz760 May 21, 2008

Lap Flaps

huge or obscurely large or awkward pussy lips. Usually getting in the way, or humors.

Tammi "Is it in?"

Bill "No, I can't find the hole because of your lap flaps"

Ron " You really going to fuck Jen?"
John " Yea why?"
Ron " Good luck. Most people cant get past her lap flaps"

by N-Dangerous August 27, 2010