Flankin' 

When one masterbates with the family flannel.

"Last week I came home to my son flankin' to his sisters 3rd Birthday Film in the Bathroom"

Flankin' by Nommer December 26, 2016

flankingnob 

A flankingnob is a person who, while you are engaged in an activity, will annoyingly come up behind you and start talking/ engaging with you, regardless of the fact you are obviously focused on another activity. The term flankingnob becomes apparent and relevant by the way in which the person stands behind you while you're sitting down, and places their crotch against your shoulder, as if they could rest their penis upon your shoulder.

Example:
"Did you see Pete today man?

"No, what he do?

"he was being a right flankingnob: stood right up behind my shoulder trying to talk to me about what he did last night with his mum and sister."

flankingnob by InterSplice June 5, 2015

flankling 

the slight movement of the head while wearing large earrings.

flankling!

flankling by asianloveee21 July 10, 2010

flanting 

When you try to flaunt but you're too drunk for it to be successful.

That drunk girl was flanting her dance moves at the club last night.

flanting by somegirl1738 February 12, 2017

Franking a cigar

To smoke a cigar so far down that it burns your fingers.

The barista emptied the ash tray but didn't realize I was Franking a cigar!

Franking a cigar by Biff the bully June 3, 2017

flakking out

Dirty meridian Hoover den drug

“Look at that dirty meridian flakking out” flakka

flakking out by Hooverlover April 23, 2018

Flinking your doydle 

A term to describe an act to pleasure yourself. Could be used in the context for actually "pleasuring yourself" or doing an activity that you like because self-care is beautiful.

Teenager discovering himself: Who knew that Flinking your doydle could be so empowering?!

Dude 1: I'm gonna sit in a tub of mayonnaise

Dude 2: Sure dude 1, whatever flinks your doydle

Flinking your doydle by El Gefe March 8, 2021