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The Fingerblaster

The act of placing a gun loaded with paintball bullets filled with semen inside of a person's anus, and proceeding to fuck them with it before firing every bullet.
Person 1: "Dude I totally did The Fingerblaster on her last night."
Person 2: "No way man!"
by Mr_Pancake1124 January 6, 2022
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Finger Blast

Another name for Bang Star Blast energy drinks. It'll wake you tf up like getting finger blasted (digital stimulation of the vaginal walls, getting fingered, fingering, etc.).
Girl: "Hey, hand me that Finger Blast."

Guy: "the whaa-?"
Girl: "Star Blast energy drink, it'll wake you up like getting finger blasted."
Guy: "awesome."
by Billy7's Ghost January 29, 2021
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Fingerblant

An expression of if your finger hurt, or if you bit your cut your nail a bit to low.
Oh my god, Jennie, I have a Fingerblant!

Jennie: Awh man, that must suck!
by Asklinne March 28, 2021
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Fingerblant

An expression of if your finger hurt, or if you bit your cut your nail a bit to low.
Oh my god, Jennie, I have a Fingerblant!

Jennie: Awh man, that must suck!
by Asklinne March 28, 2021
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Chico finger blast

After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
by Hobart kid May 15, 2016
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Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017
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Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022
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