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Houston Fillet

This dish is always served rare.

The entree is when a man eats out a woman on her period. Common side dishes include:

Coleslaw, when the man gets a hand job, jizzes onto a head of cabbage feeds it to his girl.

Baked Beans, when a dude is nailing his girl doggy-style, he pushes her back down into a bowl shape and takes that type of dump that usually fills up the toilet with pebbles resembling the tooty legume.

Texas Toast, when a man brands both of his partner's ass cheeks and proceeds to tickle her chocolate starfish with his pole.
Nikhil: "Aw man, I'm really hungry for some Houston Fillet."
Neil: "Good choice, what sides are you thinking of?"
Nikhil: "I was going to go with Baked Beans and Texas Toast."
Neil: "Nah, you should go with the coleslaw instead of the Baked Beans."
Nikhil: "Sounds delicious!"
by Conor Kearns May 5, 2011
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chicken fillet

A pale, fat bird who sunbathes on the beach. When she gets all sweaty from the heat she resembles a giant raw chicken fillet.
Errgh look at that sweaty chicken fillet spread out on the sand.
by MK'chenko July 6, 2006
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McPenis Fillet

A sandwich at Mcdonalds that has had the special sauce added from an employees penis and then spread upon the bun with said penis.
This McPenis fillet tastes a little funny.
by superslicedog January 13, 2009
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Five finger fillet

When the boy can fit all for of his finger and thumb into the woman's vagina.
"I gave that chick a good five finger fillet"
by Parkerboi April 9, 2015
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Scottish Fillet

You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.
"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"
by sin(π) September 12, 2015
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penis fillet

the point in which someone is about to blow his load when being sucked off.

bread crumbs growing on a penis
mike is a turd with a penis fillet
by Brian Ronan July 2, 2003
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twissin up a fillet

--Sitting in front of the fireplace
--Intimacy
--Opening Christmas presents
--Fillet Mignon (steak)
--Cinnamon PopTarts
1.Let's twiss up a fillet while we drink hot cocoa!
2. My husband and I are twissin up a fillet between da sheets.
3. We watched our children twiss up a fillet Christmas morning!
4.I'd like to order twissin up my fillet combo done medium rare with apple sauce and juice box.

5. My favorite PopTarts are twissin up a fillet.
by RonniDavis December 26, 2010
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