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Final Destination

A film franchise that causes you to fear flying, standing near trains, using computers, driving behind log trucks, spilling coffee, cooking, riding rollercoasters, using tanning beds, riding on a subway, observating a car race, touching grass, driving through a car wash, standing under a ceiling fan, using escalators, swimming, riding over bridges, performing gymnastics, doing lasik eye surgery, getting spa and therapy, and being on a construction site.
I watched Final Destination and scared to do anything for a whole month until I got therapy.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
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Spoiler: "Tag a friend and if they dont respond um minute they owe you a New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS"
by zenvio January 11, 2022
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final destination

a situation which presents ample opportunity for a freak accident to take your or another person in close proximity's life
Dude, I was driving on the highway behind an old white van with a rusty ladder attached to the top with a frayed bungie chord. I was freakin out cause it seemed pretty frickin "final destination" but I'm alive so I win. F you Death.
by CT Shtank Face August 7, 2009
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fistication

Female Masturbation where her gash is so big she can have her lady lips up to her elbow
"Your chucked, now it's time for some fistication"
by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron April 26, 2006
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fastibation

I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.
by vectus October 27, 2003
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Destination Fucked

Destination Fucked - Is about fucking up at something being middle-fingered by a little kid and looking straight at a fat pig.
Oh he just went straight to destination fucked!
by Xellti March 22, 2019
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others have destinations

for you to mutter when 'held hostage' behind 'snail driver'
pop doodle driving 20mph in 30 mph zone...-you: others have destinations
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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