Male feminist

Someone who gets their ass pegged by a woman (mostly a feminist) and moans like a girl.

I am a male feminist, because I like pegging.

by Sissy Boy January 8, 2023

Post-Post-Modern Feminist

Women are capable of achieving the same
dazzling heights of assholism as men.

That woman is a post-post-modern feminist.

by Michael Whiteside July 16, 2003

Femmunist

A combination of 'feminist' and 'communist'. It is an accurate term used to describe the autocratic, and groupthink mentality of most feminists. Not all feminists are like that, but enough of them are that it is a big problem.

Femmunist: "feminism is about ONLY equality!"
RationalPerson: "oh really? what kind of equality?"
Femmunist: "what do you mean? there is only ONE equality! You are either with us or with the terrorists...erm non feminists"
RationalPerson: "equality of opportunity or forced equality of outcome? because giving free passes, scholarships, etc. to women just because they are women and treating men as 'primary aggressors' is not really equality at all"
Femmunist: "1 in 4 women are raped daily! Therefore we need to teach men where to look, what shirts are offensive, and what to say! DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRESS"
RationalPerson: "40% of rape accusations are false...see I can use shoddy statistics too. Also the wage gap is a myth."
Femmunist: "HELP I AM BEING VIRTUALLY RAPED BY MYSOGINERDS! I AM WEAK AND VULNERABLE I NEED THE POLICE TO ARREST ANYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH ME"
RationalPerson: "...See this is why no one takes feminism seriously...it is like you are a communist or something."
Femmunist: "I can't even..."
RationalPerson: "Can't even finish sentences apparently. That is okay, go back to your tumblr hugbox where you never have to deal with criticism. I want nothing to do with you."

by President Robert PoopTickler February 13, 2015

Anti-feminist

A person who, despite knowing that:

-women would not be able to vote if it wasn't for feminism
-women would not be able to go to school if it wasn't for feminism
-women would not even be literate if it wasn't for feminism

still rejects feminism altogether, because of some petty thing that a modern feminist said.

Crazy Modern Feminist: "Rawr, I am a feminist! Men are all pigs!"
Anti-feminist: "Wow if that's what feminism is, I am against it."
Me: "Wait, no just because that crazy lady calls herself a feminist, doesn't mean that that is what feminism is! You shouldn't shit on the movement all together, because in reality feminism is much more chill and rational. If it wasn't for feminism me and your mom and your future daughters wouldn't even be able to go to college. I really hope you read some history books and reconsider for the sake of humanity."

by TeaPlease December 27, 2017

Male Feminist

A person who can be often noticed to be upholding topics of severe importance, mostly related to women on the internet, for the very purpose of getting some pussy (sometimes a random hole is sufficient). They can be spotted using the word 'friendzoned' very casually when asked about a girl they were rumored to be crushing on. They are also seen to be contradicting their own words because of extreme abuse of opinions gathered through interaction with people who suffer from stage sixty nine cancer, which in turn affect their ideologies.

A : I was wondering if being a feminist causes cancer?
B : Are you kidding me? It's one of the best things to exist in this world.
Also dude, they have a really cool name for it, "Male Feminist"!
Ain't that so fucking cool?
I told that SJW chick I have been crushing on that I am a Male Feminist and you know what she did bro?
She invited me to her house party and let me guard her door while she was getting drilled by four other boys oh my god dude it was so cool.
A : But she calls you bro.
B : Doesn't matter, I'll be here boyfriend someday.

by I'm an adult virgin September 11, 2018

Radical Feminist

The form of feminism that actually centers females as opposed to males (by recognizing women as a class and being able to prioritize them as a class) and not surprisingly the group of feminist that receive the most misogynistic rape and death threats- all in the name of progressiveness.

Radical feminism is actually radical. Not radical as in "cool" but radical as in "root".

Have you been to a rape crisis center?
Yeah? Thank a radical feminist- as in a second wave feminist-

by Ghostglitter January 20, 2017

Intersectional feminist

Lady crossing guard

The intersectional feminist guides the children safely across the street

by Sting6996 March 6, 2018