A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises
by torrK August 19, 2008
Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.
So adding a turd makes a turd felcher
So adding a turd makes a turd felcher
by DiamondX July 05, 2015
Someone who sucks his boyfriends poop through a straw by inserting the straw in his cornhole. He then proceeds to swallow the poop.
I think that Butt Pirate is a Felcher.
by Mr. Homophobia June 19, 2023
The guy fucks the girl in her ass cums in it ,the girl shits it the cum back out with extras on a glass table and the felcher comes in sucks it up with a McDonald's straw. He's a cumshot corntitshit sucking through a McDonald's straw kind of felcher.
Daniel became such a felcher gobbling up gooey goodness lips puckered tight around that McDonald's straw tongue molesting the side and ends of it consuming every tasty morsel of semen.
by ArrogantFuckmanwhore February 16, 2024
by ROBZtheNAILER November 18, 2021
by Dr Sbaitso January 18, 2017
The act of ejaculating into your partner while she's on her period and then sucking /licking the mixture of blood and semen out of her vagina
by Hovisbestofboth November 16, 2015