Russian Monkey Felcher

The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!

Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !

by BB and Filth December 14, 2008

uni-felcher

One who felches themselves

jaay is the one and only uni-felcher

by v August 31, 2003

turd felcher

Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.

So adding a turd makes a turd felcher

I heard Todd was a felcher.

I heard he was a Turd Felcher

by DiamondX July 19, 2015

rosie felcher

The act of ejaculating into your partner while she's on her period and then sucking /licking the mixture of blood and semen out of her vagina

Baby I don't mind that you're on your period I'll give you a Rosie Felcher

by Hovisbestofboth January 20, 2016

Snowball felcher

When someone felchers, then snowballs, and that person then gargles the snowball.

She tried to snowball felcher me! I told her to just kiss me instead.

by Dr Sbaitso January 18, 2017

Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

fetcher

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

by Mudskins July 21, 2006