saud fauce

when you are speaking online and use the sign ":{" it is said as saud fauce

Tina: that girl is so annyoing she always talks about puppies, and swimsuit shopping.
Clare: yeah, saud fauce

by clurr burr May 3, 2006

faucet

Where you jam that stick.

"Mark, can you jam your stick up my faucet?"

by William June 5, 2004

faucet monster

A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.

Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!

by translantic01 June 28, 2011

fauxception

A fauxception is when someone fronts a fake perception of themselves to their friends/the Internet world to make themselves seem like a different person than they really are.

Jimmy acts like he's really into playing baseball, but it's just a fauxception. He hasn't actually played in years.

Brittany parties every night, and fails her classes, but fauxcepts that she's a diligent student with straight A's.

by juliedabber February 11, 2015

faucet butt

When your stool is liquid and runs from anus like a faucet.

I drank to much beer last night and now I have Faucet Butt.

by Siosiekay March 27, 2020

Faucet method

Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.

I did the faucet method in the tub today then drank a big glass of wine!,l

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

rusty faucet

As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"

Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.

by Jed12345$$& May 20, 2017