fatbearditis

One who is consumed with fat, has a beard, and suffers great problems when both are combined.

"Damn Robert, your fatbearditis must be acting up today."

by Robert Clayton March 25, 2004

Fat Bear

A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.

P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.

by littletiger98 December 21, 2016

fatbarrassing

When an unlucky and self blind individual of large proportions does something they believe appears fly, sexy, or cool and the harsh reality is it is a fat person train wreck.

Fat people wearing spandex...you aint proud,you just a fatbarrassing

by Monnswaygo November 26, 2017

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.

Hey, have you ever heard of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? You’d better watch out! I hear they come to life at night. And if you die, they hide your body and never tell anyone.

by Uhh.Levi October 18, 2021

Springtrap Fazbear

A retarded person that sometimes goes by the name Jordan he is extremely feminine and sounds like an anime girl his enemy is lolsquid

Springtrap Fazbear can go fuck off

by Springtrapfazbear September 3, 2018

Fat bear

A person who is lazy af and falls down stairs and sits on people also they as stupid as a handicapped person

Mrs hanson is a fat bear

by Broncomaniac15 January 12, 2019

Touhou fazbear

Touhou fazbear is a guy on TikTok who likes touhou, sonic and Mario. He has a YouTube channel but he doesn't use it. He makes like random videos in capcut. But he is sometimes annoying

Person 1: I love Touhou fazbear

Stillixer: I hate him so much fr

by Touhoufazbear July 6, 2023