fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

FUCK ME FAT BOY

Curb your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - Episode 1 - 9-20-09

Jeff Garlin has sex with Marty Funkhouser's mentally unstable sister Bam Bam and she keeps yelling "Fuck me Fat Boy!"

Fuck me Fat Boy!

by Riverboat27 September 21, 2009

hugging the fat boy

an expression used most often in situations where a group of young attractive girls allow an over weight male of the same age into their circle of friends. this male is most often considered the "funny guy", has a large tolerance for consuming alcohol, is great at parties and is always "there for" these girls, as he sees the relationship as a window to getting his dick wet. these girls will tell the boy that he's funny, will kiss him on the cheek for photo ops and give him hugs, however not one of them would ever think of putting out. thus hugging the fat boy. this term could be used in the reverse of gender roles, although it is extremely unlikely.

"oh, you know Jenna, she doesn't actually like him, she's just hugging the fat boy."

by IrAtIc August 20, 2010

National Kiss a fat boy day

On October 29, it’s is national kiss a fat boy day

Hey it’s national kiss a fat boy day, I’m gonna go find me a big boy and kiss him

by AIDS😘 October 25, 2019

crappin a fat boy

your pooping a lot

Jill: Hey what are you up to?
Tom: Oh, nothing, just crappin a fat boy.
Jill: ew.

by chipmunkylunky June 3, 2009

Da-fat-boy

A big fat BaStErD that likes to take the mick out of others well how do you like it batty

David Jenkins the nerd

by revenge sweet sweet revenge March 29, 2005

Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.

Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit

by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009