fantozzi

a kid who loves to play trumpet so much but sucks at it

that kid on stage is pulling a fantozzi

by phant January 18, 2004

fantozzi

a bad musician

i think that justin timberlake is a friggin fantozzi

by jojo January 20, 2004

Fantom of the Opera

Fantom of the Opera is a very powerful drink made from a combination of 40% Mellow Yellow, 10% Orange Fanta, and 50% 100 proof vodka. However more vodka can be added depending on how much of a real man you are.

Tool: "Did you just put orange Fanta in your King Size cup of Mellow Yellow??"
Real Man: "Yeah dip shit. I'm gonna see the Fantom of the Opera tonight!"
Tool: "You're so cool. Can I blow you?"
Real Man: "You're a fag, why do I hang out with you? Go drink some black gold you homo.

by Funky_G November 22, 2009

public facetox

Walking around in public, swerving, bumping into things and people because you are so involved in facebook on your phone.

Dude, I was buried in my blackberry and accidentally knocked over a three year old. Needless to say, but her dad punched me square in the mouth for "public facetox"!

by sugeknightwhite November 29, 2011

Fantom Poo

A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.

Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".

Tom "Lovely".

by Zute Zute October 11, 2009

FANTOOSH WANNABE

A person who is pretentious, self centered and will do anything in the pursuit of fame as they feel they have a god given right to be famous, even though they have no discernible talent to speak off!

that Liam Halewood is such a fantoosh wannabe.

by sawrkie August 4, 2016

Fantomenal

A mix of Fantastic and Phenomenal. Used to express a great deal of joy towards something.

Johnny: Oh wow that was fantomenal
Michael: you're telling me? I was just counting the incremals as it happened!

by DomeMaster4444 March 17, 2022