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farked

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
by wallofshame January 26, 2011
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Falker

You little falker!
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Falke

A defining term for an individual that, regardless of the circumstances, always has to have some sort of impervious backup plan in place or a deep reserve of overcompensation. While the real-life equivalent is usually a doomsday prepper or somebody with a tendency to cover all their bases, the online version is more equivalent to an adult version of the kid on the playground that just has to have an anti-everything shield with no consequences. Commonly draw negative attention away from themselves and their habits by constantly trying to bring up unfounded faults about other people.
Ever since somebody ended up beating him at debate club, he's ended up turning into a full-on Falke.
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corn flaked

when a guy ejaculates in someone's hair and it dries up
by slimjoestoner January 7, 2011
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Flaked

Adjective- meaning laid back or incredibly relaxed
Hey man how was last night ? Oh it was so flaked man, a few cans few chats
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get folked

Turn of phrase.

To get folked is synonomous with "getting" (understanding, knowing of, or wven watching/living) the Showtime series "Queer as Folk".

Also a play on words. . . ie. get 'fucked'.
1.Mark: Dude, I def got folked last night.
Judy: Oh I know, I can't believe the drama!

2.Andy: Omg, did you guys watch Queer as Folk last night!?
Ryan: God, Andy, no! Why don't you go get folked and leave us alone!
by Cooper Gold April 13, 2008
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farked

When a specific motive or process within the confines of the internet is absolutely taken over by users of the website fark.com
(Some Guy) |ASININE| This contest is stupid, click here and make it cool. (343)
by brokendrew May 3, 2003
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