An Italian word.....it means a brutal face, a VERY ugly person usally but not always used to describe a Very unattractive female.
A fachia brute is most always reserved for a person who is not easy on the eyes.
A fachia brute is ugly even to people with standards that aren't very discriminating.
A fachia brute would make you wanna play with yourself rather then have sex with them.
A fachia brute is ugly even to people with standards that aren't very discriminating.
A fachia brute would make you wanna play with yourself rather then have sex with them.
by thederby September 1, 2013
Get the Fachia Brute mug.A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.
by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009
Get the Facial Bird Bath mug.Fachoina is mostly used as a greeting or something explicit to call someone. It is a multipurpose interchangeable word. Fachoina is similar (amongst other things) to hey dude, man, bro, that sort of thing. "Got Fachoina?" t-shirts have been created and are out everywhere! It is just a fun word to say or yell out. It is good for almost any situation.
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by John Jizzle Fachoina April 6, 2009
Get the Fachoina mug.1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013
Get the Swedish Facial mug.A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.
Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
by TV CAR March 19, 2010
Get the Faceaholic mug.A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009
Get the Self Facial mug.Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.
I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!
by Mouthy Broadcast June 2, 2017
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