facebaiting

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

faceboob

Placing one's head between a pair of boobs to facilitate the rubbing of the face with the breasts.

'Do you mind if I faceboob you'
'Go ahead'
'Brrrllllrrrr*'

*faceboobing is often accompanied by sounds similar to those of a bluppy or raspberry

by lorinery September 23, 2009

FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011

facebog

logging into facebook when on the toilet,
taking a toilet break to check facebook

facebog is the act of logging into facebook to check status and make status updates while on the toilet.

eg: while jess is on facebook she notices billy made a status update while he was on the toilet...

eg: Nato says to his workmates, "I'm bored I'm gonna go facebog"

by impulsesv6 May 10, 2011

Facebinge

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

by metal power February 12, 2010

facebocrastinate

(v)

1. to waste time on Facebook esp. to avoid doing work (homework or otherwise)

A: "Hey did you write that paper for english?"
B: "No, I facebocrastinate and now I have to do it the period before!"

by oruepa May 4, 2010