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logging into facebook when on the toilet,
taking a toilet break to check facebook
facebog is the act of logging into facebook to check status and make status updates while on the toilet.

eg: while jess is on facebook she notices billy made a status update while he was on the toilet...

eg: Nato says to his workmates, "I'm bored I'm gonna go facebog"
facebog by impulsesv6 May 10, 2011
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Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.
"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."
Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Facebook Worth 

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."
Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

Facebook Is Dead To Me 

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

Facebook job 

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.
I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.
Facebook job by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016

Facebook Gangbang

The act of having at least 5 friends add a random person on facebook. Once the victim has been added, you continue to like ALL pictures, statuses, wall posts, and whatever else you can get your mouse to before you are removed by the user.

If any attacker is contacted by the victim they must proclaim GET FACEBOOK GANGBANGED BITCH!
Ayo, lets all add this bitch and facebook gangbang the shit out of her.
Facebook Gangbang by D3vanG September 21, 2011
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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